I never thought I’d be in a drama-free situationship with the guy I crushed on in high school—but here we are. Archie Andrews and I reconnect 25 years later for once-a-month nostalgia-fueled hookups that are hot, primal, and surprisingly grounding. No texts between, no messy emotions, just safety, chemistry, and chaos in the best way. It’s adult prom night with waterproof sheets. Highly recommend.